Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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