I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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