The brown eye won't let me do that either.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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