Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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