she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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