I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
