Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Do plants get herpes?
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