areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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