I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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