And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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