Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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