idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
It's just like the Real World with babies
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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