I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
