What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
im six kinds of drunk right now
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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