I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just googled if crying burns calories
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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