Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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