I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
Randomize
