My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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