I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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