Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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