I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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