She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
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my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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