He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
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