that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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