So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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