I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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