dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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