It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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