Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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