Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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