I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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