So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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