this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
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