do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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