i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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