We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
