do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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