I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
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