just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
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