No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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