No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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