LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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