She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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