i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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