if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
Randomize
