How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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