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She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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