Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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