So drunk its hurt
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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