I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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