omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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