Porn is love you can see.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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