Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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