8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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