I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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