That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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